Disclaimer

I’m more than a football fan, I’m a football fiend. If they sold crack in a vial labled “NFL,” I’d be itching and sweating like Chris Rock in “New Jack City.” Becuase of the emotional attachment, the highs are high and the lows are real low. Between September and January, from snap to snap, my state of mind parallels the team’s standing. I will lose my mind a few times throughout the season and when that happens, I can be offensive. Not that I’m Mr. PBS when calm, but it can get dirty. You’ll either find amusement in my ranting, share similar sentiments and be thankful that somebody was stupid enough to say what you were thinking or believe that I’m a wretched scoundrel sent from the depths of hell to be the scourge of the earth – or at least this blog. That or you’ll pity how pathetic I am for allowing a game to have such an effect on me. If you’re one of those then click here and keep yourself occupied.

Frequently (not really) Asked Questions

Are you really the coolest person on earth? Yes. Yes I’m is.

How can you say that football is a better sport than another? Isn’t it a matter of opinion? No. No it’s not. Incontrovertible scientific evidence has proven, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that football is the greatest – though not the most popular – sport in the world.

How entertaining will the football section be? Very.