Drug Dealer Pal Tells Pacman to Straighten Up

According to NewsChannel5 in Nashville, tape recordings have surfaced with Darryl Moore, a convicted drug dealer, discussing conversations he’s had with Pacman. Moore inadvertently (was it?) shed more light on his friend’s stupidity.

“We gotta slow down, man,” said Moore, who was at the center of a bust that netted almost 2,000 pounds in drugs. “We gotta get him focused on football, man. He’s focused on too much other shit.”

…Had to pause to take it in. It’s not good when a drug dealer, who’s now locked up, says that you need to slow down and focus.

And it’s telling that nobody is at all surprised by the fact that Pacman has a friend who’s a mini-kingpin.

NewsChannel 5 obtained wiretapped phone conversations between Moore and his friends. In one conversation he talked about Jones throwing his money into gambling, putting thousands of dollars on college games to make a quick buck.

I wonder if Pacman attacks the bookie and demands his money back when he loses a bet. And now I want to know if he’d put money on Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl or Ohio State for the championship.

“[Titans coach Jeff] Fisher’s being as patient as a motherfucker as he can. Fisher gotta win. Fisher trying to win…He ain’t putting up with that shit,” Moore said.

Fisher don’t play that shit, son! Fisher got street cred.

“He gotta concentrate on the season…that fucking drug test coming up,” he said. “We telling him he needed 33 days before he took his fucking test; dry-out, and he didn’t…that’s let me know right there that he ain’t taking his fucking job serious.”

Whoa. Does that qualify as dry snitching? That’s got to be in violation of some d-boy code.

Depending on how much publicity this gets, it would make the NFL look bad if they just proceeded with normal testing. Do they let Jones “dry-out” or swoop in and try to nail him now?

By the way – He earned his nickname, “Pacman”, as a child because he used to drink milk with the voraciousness of the Pac-Man character, à la Wikipedia.


2 comments so far

  1. wyclefdoug on

    Even though the advice is coming from a drug dealer, he should still listen. You only get so many chances. I think he’s had more then anyone deserves.

  2. Mantlemurcer on

    NFL – suspend Pacman. Society – throw the fecker in jail

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